El Arroyo Assorted Greeting Cards

99% of my socks are single and you don’t see them crying about it - $5.50 USD If Brittney can get through 2007, you can get through today - Sold Out You can’t text your ex with margaritas in both hands - $5.50 USD Life is like a game of chess, I don’t know how to play chess - Sold Out Why can’t dads sneeze normally - Sold Out Yes, I know guac is extra but so am I - Sold Out Just remember... someone out there is quarantined with your ex - $5.50 USD Be the Mr. Rogers of your neighborhood - $5.50 USD My wife said I never listen to her or something like that - $5.50 USD Pretty wild that we used to eat cake after someone had blown on it... - Sold Out You’re the “she” to my nanigans - Sold Out Silence is Golden. Unless you have a toddle, then silence is suspicious - Sold Out It’s okay if you fall apart sometimes tacos fall apart and we still love them - Sold Out If you don’t know the difference between there, their, and they’re your an idiot - Sold Out Treat your mom to a margarita you’re probably the reason she drinks - Sold Out Never laugh at your wife’s choices, you’re one of them - Sold Out Some days you are the windshield some days you are the bug - $5.50 USD My mama didn’t raise no fool but if she did it was my brother - $5.50 USD The older u get the better u get unless you’re an avocado - $5.50 USD People are like tacos, the good stuff is on the inside - $5.50 USD I feel like most of my problems could be solved with a swim up margarita bar - $5.50 USD

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