El Arroyo Assorted Greeting Cards

Quote99% of my socks are single and you don’t see them crying about itIf Brittney can get through 2007, you can get through todayYou can’t text your ex with margaritas in both handsLife is like a game of chess, I don’t know how to play chessWhy can’t dads sneeze normallyYes, I know guac is extra but so am IJust remember... someone out there is quarantined with your exBe the Mr. Rogers of your neighborhoodMy wife said I never listen to her or something like thatPretty wild that we used to eat cake after someone had blown on it...You’re the “she” to my nanigansSilence is Golden. Unless you have a toddle, then silence is suspiciousIt’s okay if you fall apart sometimes tacos fall apart and we still love themIf you don’t know the difference between there, their, and they’re your an idiotTreat your mom to a margarita you’re probably the reason she drinksNever laugh at your wife’s choices, you’re one of themSome days you are the windshield some days you are the bugMy mama didn’t raise no fool but if she did it was my brotherThe older u get the better u get unless you’re an avocadoPeople are like tacos, the good stuff is on the insideI feel like most of my problems could be solved with a swim up margarita bar

99% of my socks are single and you don’t see them crying about it - $5.50 USD If Brittney can get through 2007, you can get through today - Sold Out You can’t text your ex with margaritas in both hands - $5.50 USD Life is like a game of chess, I don’t know how to play chess - Sold Out Why can’t dads sneeze normally - Sold Out Yes, I know guac is extra but so am I - Sold Out Just remember... someone out there is quarantined with your ex - $5.50 USD Be the Mr. Rogers of your neighborhood - $5.50 USD My wife said I never listen to her or something like that - $5.50 USD Pretty wild that we used to eat cake after someone had blown on it... - Sold Out You’re the “she” to my nanigans - Sold Out Silence is Golden. Unless you have a toddle, then silence is suspicious - Sold Out It’s okay if you fall apart sometimes tacos fall apart and we still love them - Sold Out If you don’t know the difference between there, their, and they’re your an idiot - Sold Out Treat your mom to a margarita you’re probably the reason she drinks - Sold Out Never laugh at your wife’s choices, you’re one of them - Sold Out Some days you are the windshield some days you are the bug - $5.50 USD My mama didn’t raise no fool but if she did it was my brother - $5.50 USD The older u get the better u get unless you’re an avocado - $5.50 USD People are like tacos, the good stuff is on the inside - $5.50 USD I feel like most of my problems could be solved with a swim up margarita bar - $5.50 USD

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